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The Coot can be a surly creature, and believes nothing is better than a good rant or a hearty laugh to cleanse the soul.

NEWS

Let's face it,  nothing like the news has the potential to make you throw reheated lo mein at an appliance. At least share your pain with others.

Current Events Rants Here

SPORTS

Half the fun of sports is hating your rivals, screaming at your coach or cussing that banana slice off your 3 iron. Jeez. Who the hell hits a 3 iron?

​Sports Rants Here

POLITICS

My God, how stupid can these <insert group here> be?!?! Why can't she pronounce that? What's that on his head? And he expects us to vote for him?

​Political Rants Here

LIFE

We're all glass half full types, right? But some days, you know the world is out to get you as soon as your right foot finds the cat puke in your slipper.

​Life Rants Here

THE FRESHEST RANTS START HERE

Cowboy Boots Rule, You Sneaker-Wearing Cretin

© Mike Vance 2020
I am a native Texan. No brag, just fact, as they say. And while I fully understand that today’s Texas is a giant cosmopolitan state where we no longer ride horses or feel quite so free to spit indoors, manly footwear still comes with a riding heel. Not to mention that in today’s dating market, you never know when you might get a request for spurs. All that amounts to one thing...
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