ABOUT

You'd be amazed by the number of similarities between Bandicoot Lodge members and actual bandicoots. The following is advice posted verbatim on an official nature conservation site of the Australian government. But it also fully applies to anyone seeking a meaningful relationship with one of our Lodge mates.

The best way to catch a bandicoot is to grasp it by the shoulders. These animals can also be caught using a bag (put the bag on your hand, hold the animal and pull the bag up over its body). Tame animals can be held gently around the chest, supporting the rump. While bandicoots can be easy to catch (they will sit, stunned), they will run if they see an opportunity to escape.
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Don't forget to support your rump. Then again, isn't that what life is all about?
We'll be getting more info here soon. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it.

WE LIVE TO JOKE

​The content contributors to Bandicoot Lodge are funny people. Many of them still work professionally as stand up comedians. Some of them have retired from stand up and  now live in in an old Javelin up on blocks in some remote desert locale or have been forced to teach comedy defensive driving at knife point. But all of them still love to create. So seek them out, give them a virtual pat on the back, and above all, buy their merchandise, for crying out loud!